if i had my way...

i'd be outside all the time digging up the garden, planting plants, chopping down trees and raking up leaves. a day wouldn't be done without dirt under the fingernails, and tired would be tired because of lifting 4 tonnes of earth, not travelling 4 hours.

until then, i'll content myself with alan titchmarsh and my little patch of suffolk soil, but the call of the wild is rumbling!